James drew an epic scene. His description was amazing: “This is me being silly wearing a helmet riding across the grass on a motorbike being a stuntman.” Utter genius!
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This mum runs
Genevieve came in to the kitchen to see what was going on, at which point she farted loudly and before making a swift exit. Stephen and I tried to chastise her for this antisocial and unpleasant behaviour, but we’re both such children that we started giggling instead.
Virtual (baby shower and stag do) insanity
Megan had bought sausage rolls for the kids to enjoy. They were exceedingly happy with that piece of news. However, I was less thrilled as, somehow, they always manage to spread flakes of puff-pastry all over the house when they eat the meaty treats. Oh well.
Princess Leia buns don’t last as long as you’d expect
The daily battle to tame Genevieve’s hair ended with her requesting a Princess Leia do. Two side-buns later and she was good to go. She was very happy with the result (even though her right bun was already threatening to unravel). Hair success!
Why aren’t more giraffes rainbow coloured?
The kids insisted on brushing my hair before they went to bed. They need a lot of practice – it wasn’t the nicest of experiences! But it was worth the pain and discomfort to see their smile afterwards.
If your sous-chef is four years old, don’t be too surprised when the kitchen gets messy
We were having homemade burgers for dinner and James was on hand to be my sous-chef. He did an excellent job measuring the dry ingredients, but when it came to adding the minced beef he was more keen to stab it than mix it together. He ended up flicking meat everywhere but we got there in the end.
The never-ending (puppet) story
This children played quite peacefully but, shortly afterwards, the neighbours certainly knew that Genevieve and James were visiting from the cacophony of noise/music from the kazoo and recorder being played very loudly around the garden.
Government approved garden picnics and a serious amount of tidying
Genevieve did two dance routines, chatted to her Beaver friends, and designed a machine that fed you snacks, food and drinks whenever you wanted so you could bypass your parents when you were hungry or wanted hot chocolate. Needless to say, she had a great time.
Four-way Hot Wheels action and a knot tying monkey
The weather was nice so we all started playing in the garden. I set up some car ramps for James with his Hot Wheels track. My ramp building skills are improving exponentially. I’m very proud!
Virtual nuptials, woodland wandering and a Zoom quiz
The kids and I went for a socially distanced walk with Grandma Margaret and Grandad Stephen. Hats off to Grandad for selecting a route that involved three railway bridges (on which we waved at several trains, and they all tooted back) as well as a river (for stone and stick throwing).